A moment of indecision
Sometimes it is so very hard to say no to the MySpace spammers.

Sometimes it is so very hard to say no to the MySpace spammers.
Recently I added a feed from GovTrack.us to my RSS reader, just out of curiosity. I thought it might be interesting to see just what keeps Congress busy these days and to follow the life cycle of a bill. What I found is, sadly, it’s a bit like reading C-SPAN. I also discovered that both the House and the Senate spend a large portion of their time on resolutions.
As near as I can tell, Congressional Resolutions are mostly just the formal expression of something which is pretty obviously a good thing or occasionally the equivalent of a greeting card on behalf of the government. For example: everyone knows that the Sun is good. So, some elected official decides that we need to make sure that the rest of the nation knows that your government is very much in favor of the Sun and the life that it so selflessly nurtures. And so a resolution is drawn up expressing what a good thing the Sun is, introduced, debated, and voted upon by both houses of Congress. Next thing you know, we’re all celebrating National Sol Awareness Month. In the meantime the Vice President has continued tweaking the Constitution of the United States to his liking…
So anyway, here’s a list of some of the resolutions that were acted on by Congress over the past two days:
Good stuff, no? For almost all of these, you’d think that no further elaboration was required beyond the title of the resolution. Not so. Here’s an example:
110th CONGRESS 1st Session H. CON. RES. 142 Expressing the sense of the Congress that there should be established a National Pet Week.
IN THE HOUSE OF REPRESENTATIVES May 3, 2007 Mr. SHAYS (for himself, Mr. LANTOS, Ms. ZOE LOFGREN of California, Mr. DEFAZIO, Mr. MOORE of Kansas, and Mr. KIRK) submitted the following concurrent resolution; which was referred to the Committee on Oversight and Government Reform
CONCURRENT RESOLUTION Expressing the sense of the Congress that there should be established a National Pet Week.
Whereas May 6 to May 12, 2007, marks 26th anniversary of `National Pet Week’, sponsored by the American Veterinary Medical Association and the Auxiliary to the American Veterinary Medical Association;
Whereas animals and pets give companionship and pleasure in daily living, share the homes of nearly 69,000,000 individuals or families in the United States, and provide special benefits to elderly persons and children;
Whereas the people of the United States have a firm commitment to promote responsible care of animals and pets and guard against cruel and irresponsible treatment;
Whereas teaching kindness and respect for all living animals through education in schools and communities is essential to the basic values of a humane and civilized society;
Whereas the people of the United States are grateful to the veterinary medical profession for providing preventive and emergency medical care and assistance to animals, spaying and neutering animals to combat overpopulation, and contributing to the education of animal owners; and
Whereas the people of the United States are indebted to animal protection organizations, State humane organizations, and local animal care and control agencies for promoting respect for animals and pets, educating children about humane attitudes, and caring for lost, unwanted, abused, and abandoned animals: Now, therefore, be it
Resolved by the House of Representatives (the Senate concurring), That it is the sense of the Congress–
(1) that there should be established a National Pet Week; and
(2) the people of the United States should observe National Pet Week with appropriate ceremonies and activities.
The only thing I’m left wondering, is what exactly are the appropriate ceremonies and activities for National Pet Week?
My wife just asked me: “Are you finished with the universe?”
Me, “Huh?”
“Are you finished with the universe?”
So I’m thinking: Why? Does someone else want to use it? Because it’s nice to ask, but not really necessary… Yet.
Me again, “What are you talking about?”
Sue: “The Universe. On Tivo. Are you finished with it?” (to be accurate, she did not include the url when she said this)
“Oh yeah”, I replied, “I’m finished watching it. You can delete The Universe.”
To all the people I’ve met recently at Mothership BBQ, WWDC, etc: I know you’ve all been wondering about the thing on my neck. It’s ok, I’d be curious too. Anyway, I’m here to tell you it’s not a hickey… unless it is an extremely persistent one. It showed up many months ago, and I’m not exactly sure what it is. I think it’s just an unfortunately located skin pigmentation change. Hopefully it’s not some rare ailment that causes your neck to fall off or something, being as my neck makes a convenient attachment point for my head and all.