Extreme Internet

In Al Gore’s latest book, “The Assault On Reason”, he suggests that the national dialog, formerly the province of print, has been supplanted by a one way dialog which is broadcast to televisions around the nation. He further suggests that the internet may allow the people to find their voice again:

The Internet is a formidable new medium of communication and a source of great hope for the future vitality of democracy. Eventually – maybe sooner rather than later – television as we know know it may be looked back on as a transition between the age of print and the age of the Internet.

You know, at first this seemed reasonable. There has certainly been an impact by high profile bloggers and political web sites such as Daily Kos, Instapundit, and others on the mainstream media and political process. But is there any similarity to the dialog that was available when your only source of discussion was one or two local newspapers?

While the internet no doubt presents a huge diversity of opinion, each category of opinion lives in its own community. And, for the most part, woe unto those that try suggest opinions that are divergent from that communities denizens. Conversation takes place at the extremes of the political spectrum. Republicans paint Democrats as a bunch of tree hugging sissies that believe the government should take care of everyone from cradle to grave. Democrats paint Republicans as a bunch of greedy warmongers concerned with all people, so long as they’re rich, and determined to make sure we all have as many assault rifles as we like. (Isn’t it awesome how I complain about stereotyping by stereotyping people. Obviously not every Democrat/Republican feels this way, but you get the idea) There is no middle ground, no real dialog, no reasoned, civil conversations where all opinions are welcome in the attempt to define and solve the myriad problems faced by society today. Are today’s popular political sites really any better at educating and informing than the “debate shows” that Jon Stewart famously slammed on Crossfire?

Perhaps there are few lonely outposts where this sort of dialog takes place, but I imagine any that reach the critical mass necessary to engage a national audience, and therefore influence policy, tend to gravitate towards a particular political philosophy. As far as I can tell, the current state of political discourse on the internet is only serving to further polarize politics in America. Feel free to enlighten me if I just haven’t yet visited the right sites.

Good Timing

At lunch someone mentioned how spooky it was that Tammy Faye Messner died just a couple days after appearing on Larry King Live. I couldn’t help thinking how fortunate it was for her that Paris Hilton had been released from jail when she was. Otherwise, Tammy Faye may have been bumped for an exclusive interview with Paris on what I’m sure was a harrowing experience in VIP jail.

Aaron’s Superpower

I have to write this down before I forget… although it’s pretty unforgettable.

My son, like most red blooded American boys, loves super heroes. Spider-Man, Superman, etc. Well the other day he was telling my wife that he has a super power too. Wanna know what it is? According to him, he has the power to swallow his food, make it come back up and then swallow it again.

[blink]

On the surface this doesn’t appear to be a very good super power. But after thinking about it a bit, I can see how this could be used to incapacitate an evil villain. Unless they have a super strong stomach.

Setting a kitten on fire. No really

A while back a made a post with the titled “Setting a kitten on fire“. I was trying to come up with something shocking yet clearly preposterous at the same time. I mean no human being could be so cruel as to set a kitten on fire, right? Apparently not. Right on the heels of Michael Vick’s indictment for dog fighting, I see this:

Teen Girls Accused Of Setting Kitten Ablaze

From the article (and digg comments):

An 11-year-old boy and his friend said they saw the smoke and heard the cat shrieking while the girls laughed.

How? Where do people like this come from? What makes a person this way? I can’t even begin to comprehend that kind of cruelty. What the hell is wrong with people?.

Tis Lamest Rearranged Poop

While there are many people dying to know what happens in the new Harry Potter book, there are those that are living in fear of the internet as they might accidentally stumble across these spoilers. I have a solution: Tis Lamest Rearranged Poop or Anagramed Potter Spoilers. Those who want them will have to work a little harder, but they’re all here. Those that don’t want to find out what happens can safely read them without fear. Unless you’re some anagram solving Rainman or something.

BTW, I didn’t put much thought into these, some kind of make sense but a lot are just kind of funny, or bizarre. So here goes:

  • Dry Trashy Lunkhead
  • Ye doomsday I deem
  • Dig his weed
  • “Hide”, sobbed Lefty
  • Creepy cleric son
  • Fades weirdly see?
  • Ruined impulses
  • Saddest oink
  • Egad! Poisons!
  • Hurry or I crash ax
  • Seemly witch sassy bra
  • Need illegal breasts
  • Met devils door
  • A minor handymen error
  • Try arming a horny nerd party

There you have it. Add other anagramed spoilers in the comments if you like. If any of these are wrong blame Wordsmith.org