August 3, 2006

Alex's Blog

My daughter has been asking on and off about a blog of her own, and so I set one up for her at alex.somegeekintn.com. She had one at Blogger which was to be an advice column, but alas I think she provided the wrong email address and so there is no way to update it.

Anyway, her first post is called Friendship Week. A very entertaining read though I'm sorry to hear that Aaron's experiment with the magnifying glass didn't go so well.

Check it out and leave a comment if you like. And be nice or I will hunt you down and kill you.

December 16, 2005

Grieve-o

Something horrible happened this week... our beloved Tivo Series 2 died (I have been having rotten luck with electronics lately). It seems that a power outage, followed by the power flickering on and off several times might have been the culprit.

Dead Tivo
Dead Tivo

While this is an inconvenience to me, it's been devastating for my wife, a unabashed television junky. It's been pretty hard to watch her comes to terms with the loss. After I was informed that the Tivo had been stuck on the startup screen all day. I suggested unplugging it and plugging it back in, but that didn't help. So Susie called Tivo.

Sue's progression through the five stages of grief:

Shock/Denial - "The Tivo people said to unplug it and then plug it back and let it run over night. Maybe it will work itself out by then? If not, we have to sent it to Tivo and then they will fix it and sent it back to us".

Anger - "I can't believe that we have to send that back to them and wait weeks for it's return! In the meantime, I'm not getting a service that I'm paying for!". So she called support and let random support guy know how she felt. Then she proceeded to inform support supervisor guy.

Bargaining - While talking to support supervisor guy she angled for a replacement to be cross shipped in exchange for our dead box. As it seemed that this was going nowhere, she finally blurted out, "Maybe we'll just switch to Comcast!" and hung up. Alluding to the PVR available from our cable provider.

Depression - The rest of the evening and the following day. Trust me. Though this was mitigated somewhat after I dusted off our original Philips Tivo and hooked it up. Sadly, it has no schedule information, but it'll do in a pinch.

Acceptance - The plan is to box up our beloved Tivo on Monday, ship it off and hope for the best. None of the alternatives seem very appealing. Comcast's box and the required digital cable subscription would nearly double our cable bill. Besides, I've not heard good things about it's interface especially when compared to the simplicity of Tivo... though it does record in HD. Buying another Tivo while waiting for this one to be repaired seems silly. And so we wait.

By the way, I'd love to hear from folks that have Comcast's PVR service. Good? Bad? Ugly? Tivo's death (the company that is) has long been rumored to be inevitable. They still offer no support for HDTV. So, at some point we will probably have to look for an alternative... maybe I should break down and build a MythTV box?

November 20, 2005

Parenting: Expect the Unexpected

You know when I signed up for this parenting thing, I expected usual assorted kid problems, skinned knees, spit up and later full real vomit completely with bits of partially digested... whatever, ear infections, etc., etc. We had a new one today. Alex came running upstairs, obviously distraught: "iwasplayingoutsideandiaccidentallygotarockstuckinmybellybutton"!

Not quite this bad though
Not quite this bad though

"You did what?", Susie and I both asked.

"I got a rock stuck in my belly button. I was holding it next to my belly button, and it accidentally fell in". (yeah accidentally)

Sure enough, my daughter had managed, somehow, to get a pebble lodged in there. My wife and I thought it was hysterical, but Alex didn't really see the humor... nor would she let me take a picture of it. Instead she simply wanted it removed.

It was wedged in there pretty good but all those years at tweezer school finally paid off with the removal of a very smelly pebble. Yeah, for some reason I was compelled to smell it. It was quite nasty.

So anyhoo, just another thing you parents and prospective parents might want to consider having to deal with as time goes by.

November 9, 2005

1982

Katherine posted an entry today on her site that reminded me of a recent email I received from Classmates. This lead to the trip to Classmates, and in turn to Wikipedia, and in turn to an evening spent jumping from link to link in my continued quest to finish the internet.

Casey Fleser circa 1986
Me, 4 years after 1982
Mike Hartman circa 1986
Mike, 4 years after 1982
Doug Piche circa 1986
Doug & Joe missed picture day

It also took me back to 1982. I was 13, growing up in New Baltimore, Michigan and beginning school at Anchor Bay High School. A time when people wore strange jackets with far too many zippers, MTV was just beginning it's quest to kill the radio star, people thought top loading VCR's were kinda neat, and my biggest concern was the frustration of having to wait another year to find out if Vader really was Luke's father.

My friends at the time were: Doug Piche and his younger brother Danny. They lived two houses down from mine and I probably spent more time over there messing with their top loading VCR than I did at my own house. Joe Barker lived 3 houses down in the opposite direction. And Mike Hartman lived another 5 or so houses past Joe. There were lots of other guys, and even a girl or two, on rare occasions, that I hung out with on Forbes, but the core was Doug, Danny, Joe, and Mike.

Typical entertainment included football, or baseball (played with a tennis ball), Smear the queer, or shooting pool in Doug & Danny's basement. Good times.

That was before high school so helpfully organized us into our proper social caste. Doug, Mike and I were all in the same grade and Joe fell in with the "freaks", Mike with the "jocks" (voted Best Smile, Prettiest Eyes, and Worst Joke Teller in our high school yearbook, the later I can vouch for). Of course I was a bit of a "geek", though not the chess playing, mathlete kind and Doug, he sort of defied categorization. Joe's group wasn't terribly discriminating. It helped that Doug and I were "quasi-freaks" ourselves. But Mike, well the "jocks" were not so forgiving about the types of people you choose to associate with and so we didn't see much of Mike anymore.

Before all that stuff, we used to sometimes go down to Mike's house to play on the Atari 2600 or later the Colecovision (256x192 resolution)! That didn't happen often, Doug's was the place where we all tended to hang out, but when it did, we'd occasionally see Mike's older brother, Butch, sitting at the dinning room table, drawing cartoons of superheroes and such. Always with the drawing. He was quite good. He'd even painted a mural outside the library at school. It was an image of books, a globe, apple, and what have you.

Butch always said he intended to get into the animation business or maybe acting. He seemed quite determined, but hey I thought Playboy photographer sounded like a good gig too, but I didn't expect to actually become one.

I knew before leaving Michigan that Butch had had some bit parts in some soap operas and had even lent a hand to the animation in American Tail but didn't think too much about it... until a few years back when my daughter started watching a new show on Nickelodeon called The Fairly OddParents. At some point I happened by the TV while this show was on and thought I saw there in great big letters "Executive Producer: Butch Hartman". I snatched the Tivo remote from Alex and rewound to make sure I saw what I thought I did. Sure enough, it was him.

Later I tried to email Butch to congratulate him on his successes and to let him know my daughter (and now my son also) was a big fan of his stuff and to wonder whether Timmy Turner was modeled in any way after his youngest brother Timmy (he probably doesn't go by Timmy anymore) Hartman. But I never heard back from him. I reckon he's a big shot Hollywood producer and all and maybe doesn't have time for "the little people" anymore. I wasn't even going to ask for money or anything... right away.

Which brings me back to my visit to Classmates the other day. My visit to Classmates led to a visit to Wikipedia to see if there was anything about the eminent Mr. Hartman. Of course there is. I briefly considered adding something to the Trivia section along the lines of "was a chronic bed-wetter" or something. Instead I followed the link to Anchor Bay High School, which I see lists all of the Notable Alumni to escape graduate from Anchor Bay. The list consists of one guy: Butch Hartman.

There's a lesson to be learned here: If your dedicated and work hard in life you can achieve anything. And if you know someone like that then you should try and become close friends so later you can be part of their entourage or at the very least maybe they'll answer a frickin' email.

Notes regarding the trivia for Butch on IMDB: It says that Butch was 1 of 8 siblings. Perhaps they had some under the cupboards that I wasn't aware of. I knew Butch, Mike, Keith and Timmy. Later they added two step brothers to the clan: Keith and Gary Tacia.

November 3, 2005

Speak For Yourself

Back in June I was scrolling through the top 100 songs on iTunes Music Store and stumbled across a tune called Hide and Seek by someone named Imogen Heap. Never heard of her (if only I watched The O.C.)... oh but what a great voice. Awesome song. $0.99 and many listens later I was trying to find out more about Ms. Heap. What I found was that her new CD, Speak For Yourself, was going to be out "real soon now".

For a while, I regularly checked iTMS anxiously awaiting a CD full of tracks like Hide and Seek. As summer came and went I pretty much gave up on Imogen. She is after all doing this all independently (she had to mortgage her flat in London to finance everything I understand). Maybe she's having to burn CD's by hand I dunno.

This morning Hide and Seek happened to start playing in iTunes and I figured I'd see if that CD ever got released. Well, it did on Tuesday. And it was worth the wait. I'm not real good at reviewing, so just pretend I wrote this:

The U.S. debut solo album by Frou Frou vocalist Imogen Heap is a captivating record that fuses innovative electronic soundscapes with a strong female voice. If "Goodnight and Go" -- a lilting, pulsating, and hit-ready concoction -- and the alluring, synthesized pop of "Hide and Seek" are the most direct, experimental numbers like the ethereal "Have You Got It in You?" plus the rhythm-fueled "Headlock" and "Loose Ends" suggest Heap has written and produced the finest electro/alt CD of 2005. By the time the eclectic, innovative "Closing In" arrives late in the cycle of Speak for Yourself, there's little denying it.

November 1, 2005

flickr

Some time ago I installed gallery software here on SGnTN and my lovely wife was supposed to sort of take ownership of that section, organize, title, etc., etc. Well I think she got 30 or so pictures into it and lost interest (we're like peas and carrots).

So then last week I added some pictures to the gallery, took a look around and decided it was a mess and I'd organize it myself. I think I got about 30 pictures into it before I said screw it. Gallery 2 is a really nice package, but it's still pretty painful to organize ~900 pictures from scratch.

Well today I finally added some pictures to my flickr account. It it relatively painless to use so far. But then again, I think I've only uploaded a dozen or so pictures. So here's what I think I'm going to do. I'll be sharing some of my pictures on flickr and we'll try and keep those tagged and titled. Maybe the titles will even make sense. Gallery will be used as a backup for iPhoto more or less. I'll place all my pictures there in a big unorganized, title-less clump.

Flickr photos - http://www.flickr.com/photos/somegeekintn/

SGnTN gallery - http://www.somegeekintn.com/gallery/

October 26, 2005

Sex Versus a 12 Story Drop

My good friend (and snappy dresser), Mark, has an entirely too inquisitive 7 year old boy named Aidan. An excerpt from an email to Mark from his wife Jeanne:

Aidan is shocked!
Aidan: Considering celebacy

Aidan has been asking more questions about the birds and the bees. Today he wanted to know what it felt like to do the act. I struggled and sighed and said, "Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, well, um, it's tingly, tickly, ummmmmmmmmmmmmm, fun, exciting." Aidan replied, "Fun?!!!! Fun?!!!!!!!!! How could sticking your private parts into somebody else's private parts be fun!"

He wanted to know if Mark and I still did that. I said that we did. He said, "Can't you just have the baby and then decide to just be friends?!! I mean do you have to keep doing that?? Why?!"

Aidan thought for a while and then he said, "You might need to have another kid, so that you can get a grandchild. Maybe I'm going to be a bachelor." He thought a while longer and then said, "Well, I guess I might do it just to have a baby. I don't want to do it after that................well, unless my wife threatens to throw me out of a 12 story building if I won't do it with her anymore."

I'm going to go out on limb and predict that, when the time comes, Aidan's future bride will not have to resort to such extremes.

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