Stupid Google Tricks

Wooooolf!
Wooooolf!

This post from the Red Shed aka Jonathan Rentzsch aka Wolf proved an inescapable 15 minute diversion.

The idea is to Google your first name, prepending unfortunately.

  • Unfortunately Casey chose the wrong goals in Southern American countries. no one was supposed to find out about that
  • Unfortunately, Casey’s chief has thousands of young people left at his disposal;
    to use as cannon fodder for his bait-and-switch, corporate profiteering. don’t mess with my chief.
  • Unfortunately, Casey strikes out and all his friends and fans leave him. Wait ’til the chief hears about this… chief?.
  • Burden Brothers have not been posting mean shit about Casey, unfortunately Casey
    has. Those Burden Brothers had it coming.
  • Unfortunately, Casey has himself been demagoging against Social Security
    reform. fat chance.
  • Unfortunately, Casey’s vaccinations were not up to date and dogs in our shelters
    are not vaccinated until they leave the shelter. But my nose is wet. See?.
  • Unfortunately, Casey has only begun to turn on his political machine. This machine employs some of the most negative campaign tactics imaginable. Muwhahahaha!!
  • Unfortunately, Casey is anything but cool. sniff
  • Unfortunately, Casey had an accident, but she’s all better now! What the hell kinda “accident” did that!?