Tis Lamest Rearranged Poop

While there are many people dying to know what happens in the new Harry Potter book, there are those that are living in fear of the internet as they might accidentally stumble across these spoilers. I have a solution: Tis Lamest Rearranged Poop or Anagramed Potter Spoilers. Those who want them will have to work a little harder, but they’re all here. Those that don’t want to find out what happens can safely read them without fear. Unless you’re some anagram solving Rainman or something.

BTW, I didn’t put much thought into these, some kind of make sense but a lot are just kind of funny, or bizarre. So here goes:

  • Dry Trashy Lunkhead
  • Ye doomsday I deem
  • Dig his weed
  • “Hide”, sobbed Lefty
  • Creepy cleric son
  • Fades weirdly see?
  • Ruined impulses
  • Saddest oink
  • Egad! Poisons!
  • Hurry or I crash ax
  • Seemly witch sassy bra
  • Need illegal breasts
  • Met devils door
  • A minor handymen error
  • Try arming a horny nerd party

There you have it. Add other anagramed spoilers in the comments if you like. If any of these are wrong blame Wordsmith.org