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October 28, 2005

Oh Boy, Cake!

Cake for Software!
My AirClick Cake

Which is different than "Oh, Boy Cake!"... *shudder*

So anyway, Griffin has this tradition which dates back to months and months ago whereupon the product manager, or lead designer of a particular product gets a cake when a product is released. Being a lowly software developer, I usually don't get a cake.

Not so this time. I added some feature requests to an upcoming AirClickUSB release (version 1.0.4 is coming all you AirClickUSB fans) and guess who got a cake! Yippee! I didn't really think it was cake worthy, but hey I'm not complaining! Maybe next week I'll make another release ;)

I've Been There Before

Dooce is feeling guilty:

For telling Leta after she came up to me and indicated that she wanted to play Elmo on the computer for the tenth time in one hour that Elmo was dead. He died. NO MORE PLAYING ELMO ON THE COMPUTER BECAUSE HE’S WITH HEAVENLY FATHER.

Which reminds me of a situation a few weeks ago. I was doing bills at the dining room table and going over that week's damages with Susie who was in the kitchen. And then Aaron walks into room. "So Momma it's pretty bad. I think we're going to have to sell one of the kids", I say with to Susie with a bit of resignation in my voice. "Aw, I wonder which one we should sell?", is Susie's response. Our 5 year old's eyes dart from me to his mother and he quickly responds with: "Sell Sissy! Sell Sissy!"

October 26, 2005

Sex Versus a 12 Story Drop

My good friend (and snappy dresser), Mark, has an entirely too inquisitive 7 year old boy named Aidan. An excerpt from an email to Mark from his wife Jeanne:

Aidan is shocked!
Aidan: Considering celebacy

Aidan has been asking more questions about the birds and the bees. Today he wanted to know what it felt like to do the act. I struggled and sighed and said, "Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, well, um, it's tingly, tickly, ummmmmmmmmmmmmm, fun, exciting." Aidan replied, "Fun?!!!! Fun?!!!!!!!!! How could sticking your private parts into somebody else's private parts be fun!"

He wanted to know if Mark and I still did that. I said that we did. He said, "Can't you just have the baby and then decide to just be friends?!! I mean do you have to keep doing that?? Why?!"

Aidan thought for a while and then he said, "You might need to have another kid, so that you can get a grandchild. Maybe I'm going to be a bachelor." He thought a while longer and then said, "Well, I guess I might do it just to have a baby. I don't want to do it after that................well, unless my wife threatens to throw me out of a 12 story building if I won't do it with her anymore."

I'm going to go out on limb and predict that, when the time comes, Aidan's future bride will not have to resort to such extremes.

October 25, 2005

TY TN Bloggers!

My little experiment over at blogelo began to take it's first tentative steps yesterday, thanks mainly to the readers at Nashville is Talking and members of the Rocky Top Brigade. A big shout out to all of you who stopped by and cast some votes!

Yesterday morning when I came into work I noticed that I had a couple new members so I popped over to the Spy page to see if anyone was casting votes and there were a smattering. justjohnny had made mention of my post about Nashville's Top 10 blogs and the KnoxNews blog had picked that up. So a few people had popped by poked around around and left. I figured that was the end of that

After lunch I checked the Spy page and saw that kleinhac was up to his usual tricks. That is to say, voting his site better than everything else. Well fadeddata noticed and couldn't resist voting down klienhac's site versus everything else. It's plenty of fun just watching those two, but then I noticed Busy Mom and then cwage and andy. So with 5 people voting, the Spy page was going crazy, the shading in the various lists were changing a deeper shade, everything looked like it was working for the most part! Woot!

I gotta say I was pretty excited watching it run yesterday and a wee bit nervous. Fortunately nothing caught fire and (for the most part) it behaved well. :)

Later I noticed that Brittney had made mention of my Top 10 post on Nashville is Talking (a tip of the hat to Ms. Brittney) which is probably where most of the traffic came from. And at the end of the day roughly 550 votes had been cast on blogelo!

October 24, 2005

A Blog of it's Own

Just a quick note to mention that blogelo has it's own blog now, so I won't have break from my usual stream of gibberish that I know you've all come to expect from SGnTN. There are only so many different types of gibberish that people can be expected to digest.

Top 10 Nashville Blogs 10/23/05

rank rating record title
1 1002.1 14-4-0 Atomic Fireballs
2 1001.6 6-1-1 Mother Tongue Annoyances
3 1001.1 6-9-2 Big Orange Michael
4 1000.6 3-0-2 Tiny Cat Pants
5 1000.5 3-0-0 Things Best Said
6 1000.4 10-4-0 Nashville Is Talking
7 1000.4 1-1-0 NashvilleNews
8 1000.2 2-2-1 Sparkwood & 21
9 1000.1 2-1-1 SharonCobb
10 1000 5-4-0 Nashville Files

Top 10 Nashville Blogs 10/23/05

Here are the top 10 Nashville blogs as determined by blogelo users (all 10 of em) for the week ending 10/22/05 (so I'm a bit late with the post).

It's a bit early to put much stock in these rankings, after all Don's site, Atomic Fireballs, is somehow at the top of the list (he is also #1 in the curmudgeon category) and SGnTN didn't even make the cut.. sniff. But I thought it was interesting to see the results just the same.

Hopefully this coming week blogelo will have a little more activity and we'll start to see the list sort itself out.

October 23, 2005

How much is your blog worth?

According to this trinket, www.somegeekintn.com is worth $0.00. Duh, everyone knows that. Some might even say it's worth less.

Oh but the old URL (pr3d4t0r.com) is worth $1,129.08. Perhaps having more numbers in your url makes you more valuable.

blogelo v0.20 beta

blogelo took a major step forward in usability this evening, enough so to bump the version up to v0.20 (still beta).

I finally broke down and learned how to use mod rewrite which means that instead of looking at urls like http://www.blogelo.com/tag.php?tid=32 (which no longer works btw) now the link would be something like http://www.blogelo.com/tag/blog to look sites tagged "blog" for example, or http://www.blogelo.com/users/somegeek to look at my profile, or http://www.blogelo.com/users/somegeek/blog to look at sites I've tagged with "blog". Not only does this make the urls less cryptic, but also makes it much easier to use blogelo as a bookmark manager.

I hadn't intended to do this, but it just makes the site more compelling if I focus just as much on bookmarks as I am on ranking. That and the lukewarm reception to blogelo's announcement on digg made me rethink the direction I'm taking.

There is still plenty to do, but if you haven't looked lately, please do. In additions to tonight's batch of changes, I've added plenty of other things over the past several days. The spy page is fun and also a handy place to see not only what people are voting on, but with rankings are being affected by those votes. Search is in place and can search for sites, tags, and users. Also, you can page through lists that have more than 25 items (for the most part) and the live update works not only on the main page but the tags pages as well. There are lots of other smaller tweaks too.

As always, I appreciate any feedback you might have. Lemme hear from ya!

October 21, 2005

Nothing Beats Rock

Not since stumbling across the Putt Putt Championship on ESPN2 one weekday morning years ago have I encountered something like this.

I was looking at Yahoo! Buzz and discovered to my horror that there is an actual Rock Paper Scissors World Championships. As a matter of fact the Championship takes place this weekend in Toronto, Canada and may actually be broadcast on Fox Sports Net. Not sure yet whether this will be broadcast live or not. Perhaps those of you that travel more in the Rock Paper Scissors circles can fill me in.

Official Rock Paper Scissors Strategy Guide
Official Rock Paper Scissors
Strategy Guide
After a little more investigating I found that not only is this legitimate, but there are strategies you can learn about online, or in the form of The Official Rock Paper Scissors Strategy Guide. The Guide weighs in at 204 pages discussing not only strategies, but also the rules and proper hand positions. Also mentioned is something called Strip RPS. Now we're getting somewhere.

As for this year's championship: will the winner employ the "invasive and devious" Scissor Sandwich (Paper, Scissors, Paper) or perhaps the "subtle, yet aggressive" Avalanche gambit (Rock, Rock, Rock). This was the approach taken on Seinfeld I believe:

KRAMER & MICKEY: Rock, paper, scissors match.
MICKEY: All right, rock beats paper!
(Mickey smacks Kramer's hand for losing)
KRAMER: I thought paper covered rock?
MICKEY: Nah, rock flies right through paper.
KRAMER: What beats rock?
MICKEY: (looks at hand) Nothing beats rock.
KRAMER: All right, come on.
KRAMER & MICKEY: Rock, paper, scissors match.
KRAMER: Rock.
MICKEY: Rock.
This pattern then continues for some time.

Make Music With Your iTrip

If you have an iTrip from Griffin you're probably familiar with those little mp3 files used to change the station it is broadcasting on. Even if you not familiar with it, this is pretty cool. A guy here at work has taken just one of those 5 second samples and turned it into music.

What happens when you apply ELO ratings to websites?

No idea, but it seemed like a cool idea and so "in my spare time" I put together a site to find out. The result is blogelo where people rate websites relative to each other and the results are displayed in real time. The idea is to find out if blogelo can not only accurately rate the top overall sites, but also those in categories defined by tags.

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October 19, 2005

New to Tagging?

Aw come on all the cool kids are doing it ;)

Check out this article on MSNBC to find out just what this is all about. Then go to blogelo and tag away!

October 18, 2005

blogelo v0.10

Tonight I added search and finished the popular duels buttons. I'm really happy with the way the latter turned out. blogelo is starting to feel a little more like a functional site and maybe it's time to start trying to popularize it.

Off the top of my head, the things I need to work on in the coming days are:

  • The ability to add a site to the duel box by entering a url or name somewhere
  • RSS feeds for top N tagged (or overall) sites
  • Daily featured match up (first up digg vs slashdot!)
  • Top users and adding users to search, which means allowing you to view another user's top sites, tags, recent duels, etc. Just like you can view on your own profile page
  • Speaking of which, there is no way to edit your profile at the moment. That might be useful :)
  • Lost password retrieval, other boring stuff like that
  • Tag unions: some way to find a group of sites that share a set of tags and present an averaged rating of them
  • List navigation: All the lists have a fixed range and offset right now.
  • The only list that updates dynamically right now is the "top 20 sites" list on the main page
  • Each site should be displaying it's own favicon. This works on locally, but not with Dreamhost. I'll have to figure another way to do this. Until then we're stuck with a boring globe icon for every site
  • Popular duels on the tags page should be popular duels for the tag in question, not the overall popularity
  • Make it less ugly for Internet Explorer users... curse them

That's all I can think of at the moment. Time for bed.

October 17, 2005

Gastrointestinal Tract Functioning Normally

For those who overheard the conversation between me and my 5 year old yesterday at the game, Aaron is telling fibs.

So yeah, Aaron and I were enjoying the game between the Titans and Bengals yesterday (this was before the end obviously) and in a voice clear and loud enough to be heard by those in the area around us, Aaron turns to me and says:

"You have diarrhea!"

I laughed. Sort of a nervous "I wonder how many people heard that?" sort of laugh and informed Aaron that I did not, in fact, have diarrhea.

"You have diarrhea!"

"Aaron, do you even know what that means?", I asked. "No", he replied. "Diarrhea is when someone has to go to the bathroom a lot". He paused to consider this for a moment...

"You have diarrhea!"

Exactly why I'm working on blogelo

There's a story on digg today about Slashdot losing it's edge to digg.com lately. A link to an Alexa graph presenting the evidence accompanies the story.

While I personally have felt the same way for some months, the general population has to wait for the traffic to build before figuring out that digg.com is worthwhile. This is a bit of a catch-22 and exactly the sort of thing that I'm hoping blogelo will help eliminate.

Of course first I have to get the word out about blogelo (oh and maybe finish it) the old fashioned way first.



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blogelo: You Know, For Kids!

It's really way to soon for me to take the wraps of of this, but I'm not really the patient type.

A little over a week ago my wife and I had a idea that we thought was pretty cool. Wouldn't it be cool if you could pit one blog against another, in a sort of blog death match, and based on the the winner of these matches assign rating that could be used to figure out what sites are good and which... um... not so much?

Well, that's pretty much what blogelo is. The hope is that lots of people will rate various sites, by way of comparison to others, and that a dynamic, living, breathing web ranking system that is useful will be born. Who knows how it will actually turn out. At the very least, hopefully we get enough folks using it so I can watch the purty colors as the rankings update.

Now there are several sites out there that show you the "rank" of web sites, but I wasn't really satisfied with any of them. These sites typically derive a rating based on the number of people linking to you. That's okay I guess, but new or niche sites will have a hard time working their way into that list. That and SGnTN maintains it's rank of 775,745 on technorati.

Anyway, pop over to blogelo and see what it's all about. Keep in mind that it is missing a bunch of needed features, but hopefully in the coming days I can get most all the missing bits added. Search being first among them. Be sure to look at the about page for an introduction to how blogelo works too.

It's coming...

... and if not for IE it would be here by now.

October 13, 2005

An Interesting Relation

Ed 'The Sheik' Farhat
Ed 'The Sheik' Farhat
Cousin (by marriage)
A few days back a very nice guy named Jim Fleser sent along some information on his branch of the family for me to enter into the genealogy section here at SGnTN. Looking over this information, I came to the realization that I had a celebrity in the family... apart from Jim... oh and Dan, who won't answer my emails... can't say I blame him. Jim, by the way, has a web site and a book about chord theory that you may be interested in if your into that sort of thing. Buy some books! I'm sure he'd appreciate it.

Where was I? Ah yes, this information that Jim passed along made reference to a Francis Fleser and I recalled from some earlier research an article which mentioned a wrestling promoter named Francis Fleser. After a bit more Googling and then actually looking at the information Jim had provided I noticed that Francis' daughter Joyce married Edward Farhat better known (especially if your a wrestling fan) as The Sheik.

I'm not, nor was I ever (nor do I plan on becoming), a big wrestling fan, but I have heard of The Sheik. We're only related by his marriage to a 2nd cousin, once removed, but I still thought it was a pretty cool little discovery. Plus, this is (as far as I know) the first person in my genealogy database with their very own wikipedia entry. I patiently await my own. I expect it will say: Mostly Harmless.

Sadly, The Shiek passed away in January of 2003, so I won't have the opportunity to to ever meet him. Though Joyce, his wife, is still living as far as I know. She played "The Princess" to Ed's "Sheik" persona back in the day.

My relationship to Edward "The Sheik" Farhat

October 9, 2005

Shiny

Just when I started getting some traction rebuilding my site, something shiny comes along and distracts me.

Friday I had an idea for a new site that doesn't seem to exist and so I'm going to try and build it myself. Not really having the best grasp on php and MySQL is making the process a little slow going, but I'm getting there. I suppose while I'm at it, I'll add a little AJAX-ification as well.

I'd rather not say much about it at this point, but stay tuned. Oh, and I may be needed some beta testers soon too.

October 6, 2005

Stop Googling My Wife

Well folks, my little Valentine (see: Google AdWords as Greeting Cards) has been running on Google's advertising networks for a week now, but I think it's time to shut it down. It was seen 16,238 times and clicked 313 times, but right now I just don't have enough spare cash to keep it running 24/7.

Just because the ad is going away doesn't mean my message to Sue is gone. It'll always be there (and so will the infamous "rose" picture despite the itching and burning sensations it may cause).

And a note to all the guys out there who found their way to this site looking for among other things (these are actual search phrases in my logs):

  • how to slip my wife pills
  • how to keep my wife from leaving me
  • i don t know how to get my wife horney
  • how to tell your wife your gay
  • any to play with my wife treesome mfm
  • enema given to my husband
  • my wife has nothing to do with me
  • how to discipline your wife with a paddling

Sorry I couldn't help with that, but thanks for the entertainment. Oh and to the guy who wants to do the thing to his wife... with his dog... um, dude.

October 5, 2005

Dream Interpretation

So Sue tells me she over heard Aaron talking in his sleep last night. This is what she heard:

"Jumbo chip you're marrying my pal up"

Um. Okay. I have no idea what he could have possibly been dreaming about. Anyone know anything about dream interpretation?

October 4, 2005

pr3d4t0r.com, We Hardly Knew Ye

Just a quick update on a few things going on here. pr3d4t0r.com is officially no more. I think a moment of quiet reverence is in order... *sniff*... Yes pr3d4t0r.com may be gone, but it's memory lives on in the form an a URL redirect. So you stragglers (I'm looking at you Google) with references to pr3d4t0r.com will end up on SGnTN and quite possibly even at the page that you were looking for. There are quite a few links that are broken that I'll need to fix over the coming days. So, I got that going for me.

Also, while rummaging through some genealogy papers last night I stumbled across some information that had been sent to me regarding the Edwin Redder family in November of last year. Coincidentally, Blizzard released World of Warcraft that month as well. Needless to say, entering this information slipped my mind at the time and was eventually forgotten. Anyway, I've added most of it. You can see what's changed recently by visiting the Roots section's What's New page.

And finally for no particular reason, other than it's ridiculously funny: Fainting Goats.

October 2, 2005

That didn't take long

Last Wednesday, I wrote about an experiment using Google's AdWords to send a little valentine to my lovely wife. The next day, after a bit of prodding from friends, I made mention of it on digg.com. And now tonight I'm skimming through the stories on digg and I come across a story entitled First Ever Wedding Proposal via Search Engine. Conincidence?! I think not!

Well okay, so this guy seems to have put a little more work into his proposal than I did with my tribute. I guess he may have had the idea before me, but my picture was way better... so there. :)

Seriously though, congrats to Barry & Yisha! Not five minutes before reading this post I was talking to my cousin about Sue's ad and said it was only a matter of time before someone proposed using this technique.



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Hey Beer Man!

Aaron and I just got back from the game where the Titans were on the receiving end of a serious drubbing administered by the Colts. The best thing that could be said about the game was that at least this time I remembered to wear sunscreen... actually... Susie made me wear sunscreen because she didn't want to hear me whining later on.

It took all of 3 and a half minutes for the Colts to score on the opening drive and they never looked back. Still, we sat and cheered the home team on in hopes that they might make a game of it.

Halftime in section 342
Halftime in section 342
With 38 seconds left in the third quarter, down by three touchdowns, the Titans faced 4th and 1 on Indy's 15 yard line. Obviously they were going for it, but before getting the play off, the Titans were flagged for a false start pushing them back 5 yards. "Well that'll make it tougher to get the first down, but we can do it", I thought. "We can cut this to a 14 point deficit and go into the 4th quarter with a little hope". Before I could fully convince myself of this improbability, the coaching staff indicated that they had already conceded the game by sending in the field goal unit. This daring bit of strategy was rewarded by the football gods with a miss. Wide left.

When you are down 21 points, facing the prospect of a 1-3 start to the season, you go for it! At worst we turn the ball over on downs, but at least we go down swinging. If it works, we're back in the game with a reenergized crowd and perhaps a bit of momentum. Which leads me, ever so slowly, to the point of this post.

There once was a time when opponents coming into the Coliseum could expect to encounter some of the loudest, boisterous fans in the NFL. Over the years that advantage has steadily decreased as the crowd has become more and more subdued. And I keep hearing people on "sports talk" lament the fact that the crowd just isn't as into it as they once were. While the talking heads may claim that it's because there is less to cheer about, I have another theory (and it's mine): Beer.

In 1999 the Titans the price of beer at the Coliseum was something like $3.00 and while that's nearly the cost of a six-pack in the real world, we happily paid the premium, drank our beer and, with our inhibitions lowered ever so slightly, cheered our team with enthusiasm suggesting we were getting a cut of the team's payroll. The Titans went 8-0 at home that season, went to the Super Bowl and came up a yard short you may recall.

Fast forward to 2004. The price of beer at the games has risen to $7.00 and many in the crowd, myself included, simply can't bring ourselves to cough up that kind of money for a beer. Preferring instead to stick to a $3.00 water, which is a relative bargain. In 2004 the Titans went 2-6 at home. In 2005 the beer has, mercifully, remained at $7.00.

Can there be any doubt that cheaper beer makes for enthusiastic crowds which can only help the home team? And even if it doesn't, at least it increases the likelihood of seeing a streaker, insane shirtless guys in 20 degree weather, a tussle between fans, or even boobie flash! And isn't that really what football is all about?

October 1, 2005

SGnTN Isn't Ugly. Honest!

Get Firefox!
OK, I was going to make this really big post extolling all the virtues of Firefox, while criticizing Internet Explorer for all of it's shortcomings. Well, the bottom line is Internet Explorer has lots of problems not least of which is it terribly security track record. If you'd like to know just how many problems it has and the nature of each, then I'd encourage you to look at this article on wikipedia.

Personally I don't really care about the security issues. I use Firefox on both my PC and Mac so it doesn't affect me. There are, however, people that come to my site using Internet Explorer and for those unfortunate folks, my site looks kinda crappy. I use the term crappy in a relative sense here because I'm sure many believe it looks crappy on a proper browser as well. So let's just say it looks crappier.

So my dilemma: Should I hamstring my web design and design for the lowest common denominator, doing all the extra work to make sure I put in all the workarounds and such for Internet Explorer and other older browsers? After very little thought I've decided: no. It's simply too much extra work to solve a problem that already has a solution. So, if you choose to switch to Firefox, Opera, etc., great! If you don't mind some odd behavior / appearance problems with Internet Explorer, then stick with that. Microsoft has an update (version 7) in the works that will hopefully fix most of it's problems when it comes out.

The image below illustrates some of the differences between this site viewed using Firefox versus Internet Explorer.

Mouse over to see the Windows Internet Exporer version

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