No, this isn't a philosophical post, rather I was nosing around my log files to find out what searches were bringing people to pr3d4t0r.com and my old site. Lately people are looking for "metroid prime mp3s", sorry won't find any here. Some queries are from lonely types: "mcminnville tn sex", "just set up my webcam talk to me please" or "peek at me". "pictures of man vs man" made me wonder. Then I noticed a disturbing trend "big nose", "are my nose to big", and "is my nose big"... What the? Are you people trying to tell me something? And finally this: "harrison or present or alternates or inexplicable or tits". I would love to know what this person was thinking.

But I really don't have the content or the traffic to have a lot of results in my logs. Erin over at gigglechick has done some digging through her logs too. Among the more interesting items: "girls with very big strawberry red nipply that point out", "pedicure fetish", and "penis stretching exercises photos"... ow.

So, all you bloggers, webmasters and the like, what weird search queries are showing up in your log files?